Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

amaliajones-us:

Oh Romano we all know that you love Spain ^^ by ask America and England on Facebook ^^

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
i deserve a hot boyfriend
Reasons why i'm single
ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
don't forget
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
Describe the EXO members in one word
Kris: Damn
Chen: Damn
Luhan: Damn
Xiumin: Damn
Lay: Damn
Tao: Damn
Suho: Damn
Baekhyun: Damn
Chanyeol: Damn
D.O: Damn
Kai: God-Damn
Sehun: Damn

kyung-soo:

because anon requested exo condom quotes

i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow

aggressive-zebra:

I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.

And if I like you, you’re pretty special.

Because I hate everyone.